Dear Whoville Residents,

Greetings… or whatever the appropriate Whoville greeting is.

It is with a certain level of begrudging enthusiasm that I extend an invitation to you, yes, even you, to the Grinch’s Breakfast in Whoville! Why, you ask? Well, even a grump like me needs to eat, and it seems like the perfect opportunity to make your hearts grow a few sizes (or at least make them flutter with curiosity).

Date: Sunday, December 8th, 2024

Time: 8:30am-9:30am OR 10:00am-11:00am (Until I’ve had enough cheer)

Location: The Grumpeteria at The Ballpark in OOB

What Miserly Delights Await You:

Grinchy Green Waffles: Because regular waffles are just too jolly.

Grumpoustic Music: Max has been practicing his howling – I mean, musical talents – just for you.

Grinchy Activities:

Letters to Santa: Write down your Grinchy requests for the naughty list, because “nice” is overrated.

Grinch Attire Encouraged: Dress in your grinchiest greens, frowns, and scowls. Or your favorite pair of pajamas. No smiles allowed.

RSVP or don’t. I don’t really care, I’m not your social coordinator. You can purchase tickets online at www.oobrec.com

Disclaimer: This event may cause bouts of cheeriness, unexpected giggles, and a temporary aversion to all things grinchy. Attend at your own risk.

In a peculiar moment of… well, I won’t admit to sentimentality, but I hope to see you there.

Sour Regards,

The Grinch